Sometimes I trap my toddlers in small spaces and starve them to see how long they can stay there until the social worker arrives.
My best friend sent me this tutorial of her doing her eyebrows and I thought you all would find it useful xoxo
I’m fucking crying actual tears
Colleges don’t offer this as a major so what’s the fucking point
- baby: m....m...m
- mom: mama? ma? mommy?
- baby: m...m...
- baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT