It is possible that longing for something is better than actually having it. I’ve heard it said that satisfaction is the death of desire.

Hank Moody (via psych-facts)

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*protestation intensifies*

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Sometimes I trap my toddlers in small spaces and starve them to see how long they can stay there until the social worker arrives.



My best friend sent me this tutorial of her doing her eyebrows and I thought you all would find it useful xoxo

I’m fucking crying actual tears


an anime a day keeps your social life away

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Colleges don’t offer this as a major so what’s the fucking point

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  • baby: m....m...m
  • mom: mama? ma? mommy?
  • baby: m...m...
  • baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT

If they don’t like you who the fuck cares.

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